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In TV on March 26, 2010 at 9:24 pm

Reality TV show in which the Czech Republic and Slovakia are reunited.  It’s what they want, and it’s what everybody wants.  Across America, people get teary and husbands and wives squeeze each other’s hands as the Czech and Slovak presidents embrace and sign the treaty merging their countries back into Czechoslovakia.


In TV on March 4, 2010 at 2:13 pm

TV show: “World’s Sexiest…”  Each episode would feature a top-ten list and plenty of steamy footage of things that nobody, except apparently the show’s producers and hosts, thinks of as sexy.  World’s Sexiest Fruits.  World’s Sexiest Mammals.  World’s Sexiest Celebrity Crying Scenes.

“Everybody knows about the persimmon.  But its lesser-known relative, the Mabolo, has been heating up forests in the Philippines for years…”

The objects wouldn’t be chosen at random. You would always be able to see that they kind of had a point…