In Movies on January 22, 2012 at 12:10 am

Movie: It turns out the founding fathers, in another measure taken to secure the future of their young nation, saved samples of their sperm. Some primitive form of preservation — proto-cryonics powered by a molasses battery, something like that — one of Ben Franklin’s inventions. These samples have been locked in some vault since then. They are discovered by accident just when we need them most. So begins a secret program to find mothers to carry the babies of Washington, Jefferson, Hamilton, etc. — babies who will someday save our country from inept politicians. Sort of like the Boys from Brazil, only good…


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