In Misc. on July 5, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Character: Drill sergeant cruise leader.

“Are you ready to party?”

(Mild cheers)

“That was pathetic! This has got to be the biggest bunch of tightasses I have ever seen! I said are you losers ready to party??”

(Later, dancing)

“We are not doing the cha-cha! We are not doing the do-si-do! We are dancing to house music!”

(Begins gyrating furiously, pumping arms above his head)

“In ’99, when I was stationed in a little place called Ibiza, we did this eight hours a night, seven nights a week! Now get out there and shake it!”


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