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In Food and Drink on January 15, 2013 at 11:15 am

New diet fad: tiny silverware. You can eat whatever you want, as much as you want, provided you do it with the miniscule fork, knife, and spoon that are sold along with the diet book. Newly-slender celebrities rave about TS and show off their doll-like utensils, which they carry with them in monogrammed bags.

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