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In Food and Drink on November 22, 2013 at 3:59 pm

Restaurant where patrons give their orders via old-fashioned pneumatic tube.

In Food and Drink on January 15, 2013 at 11:15 am

New diet fad: tiny silverware. You can eat whatever you want, as much as you want, provided you do it with the miniscule fork, knife, and spoon that are sold along with the diet book. Newly-slender celebrities rave about TS and show off their doll-like utensils, which they carry with them in monogrammed bags.

In Food and Drink on September 1, 2011 at 7:42 pm

A step beyond urban farming: urban hunting and gathering. In depopulated cities like Detroit or Buffalo, empty blocks where abandoned houses have been razed could be put to use as habitat for deer, rabbits, and wild pigs, which could be hunted and eaten by local citizens.

In Food and Drink on November 24, 2009 at 8:14 pm

Thanksgiving tip: Combine a traditional Thanksgiving meal — turkey, stuffing, root vegetables, gravy, etc. — with a traditional all-American breakfast: fried eggs, bacon, hash browns, sausage links, etc.  Mix and match with total freedom.  Combinations are endless…

In Food and Drink on November 14, 2009 at 3:36 pm

Newest health fad: breast milk.  It’s the best thing in the world for you, with every kind of vitamin, nutrient, antioxidant, etc.  Gwyneth Paltrow, Tom and Katie, etc. all swear by it…

In Food and Drink, Products on September 22, 2009 at 10:27 pm

Product: “Glacialis”, bottled water from melting glaciers.

“90 Farenheit?” [close-up of actor wiping sweat off face] “Pretty hot.”

“90 North?”  [helicopter shot of ice-blue glacier]

“Pretty cool.”

In Food and Drink on September 14, 2009 at 6:28 pm

New trend: instead of wine/cheese pairings, alcohol/art pairings.  Beaujolais and Botticelli, for example, or chilled vodka or dry martinis with various high modernist/minimalist paintings, or Jeff Koons and blueberry daiquiris, etc.

In Food and Drink on September 11, 2009 at 4:49 pm

New trend: savory cocktails.  Beyond the dirty martini, there’s now the feta martini, the prosciutto martini, the extra virgin olive oil martini, etc.  A hip variant is the “breakfast” martini: the standard gin or vodka drink with just a couple of drops of Aunt Jemima or egg yolk dropped in.

In Food and Drink on September 10, 2009 at 3:06 pm

Vegetarian restaurant that serves not just faux chicken, beef, and pork, but faux human meat as well.  “Athlete steak,” “teenage girl filet,” “baby dumplings,” etc., all made out of seitan or wheat gluten and served with brown rice and stir-fried organic vegetables.

In Food and Drink, Products on September 4, 2009 at 3:54 pm

Product: Low-carb Pabst.  Pabst Ultra.